is £65 an okay amount to spend on an umbrella? i mean, really?
trying to find a decent umbrella is fucking infuriating me, so is the fact i just spent £70 on gym/squash clothing accessories, so is the fact tomorrow i’m gonna spend £530 on driving lessons. thank god for tax rebates and the fact i love my job
fuck today, found out my grandma is in hospital, all my friends are just being shit, sick of constantly taking shit off them. I need a best friend now more than ever and I feel awfully alone. fuck.
i need new places to visit in the UK, holla tha fuck at me
(i will probably cook you a three course meal if you’re nice enough)
Okay, no, it’s impossible to look good doing the ice bucket thing, my moustache is still in tact though
The female body is a work of art. The male body is
utilitarian, it’s for gettin’ around, it’s like a jeep.
i can travel on 2 and half hours sleep, go the gym and then go to work for 10 hours and be fine, right?
how does one look good doing an ice bucket challenge?